I don’t know what I’m doing tonight, but I definitely celebrated Halloween last Saturday. Naturally, I celebrate by not thinking up a clever costume, and then going with whatever’s easiest and cheapest at the last minute.
I was going to a costume kickball game followed by a warehouse rock show in honor of Elbert’s birthday, and I feared chastisement if I didn’t at least try to sport a costume. So, I cut some holes in my worn-out pillowcase and went as a pillow. Of course, most people didn’t dress up anyway.
To make matters worse, nobody even understood my costume. The closest they came was a couple people who asked if I was a pillowcase. WTF? That’s like dressing up as Babe Ruth, then having people ask you if you’re a baseball uniform. Although, now that I think about it, that would be a pretty rad costume...
“Hey, nice Babe Ruth costume!”
“Actually, I’m a baseball uniform, MORON.”
I think the best Halloween costumes let you antagonize anyone who dares to speak to you.
Is anything worthwhile even happening tonight? I might just sit in my room and eat cookies. Ah, my decadent mid-twenties. Years from now, I’ll look back and have no recollection of Halloween 2007.
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I'm going to a party for the first time in 37 years. Maybe you just have to wait?
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