Aaron's Guide to Summertime, part 1

Riddle: How do you get 8 friends to drive to Livermore?
Solution: Pool party!

Unlike the elusive dance party or makeout party, pool parties are easy to plan. There’s 3 simple requirements.
1. A pool
Must be private. Preferably at your parents’ house, preferably when they’re out of town.
2. Friends
A small group is best.
3. Say “Pool party!”
The more times you do this, the better your pool party is. Just like “Spring break!” Please note, if your pool party’s during spring break, shouting “spring break” counts towards your pool party status. Also, it helps to preface everyone’s names with “Pool party” (i.e. “Pool Party Carson” or “Pool Party Jane”).

Once you’ve taken care of those three things, you’ll have a pool party on your hands. If you want to have a good pool party, you should also include swimming, sunshine, beer, babes, and barbecue. Be sure to take plenty of pictures so you can blog about your pool party without looking like a complete tool.